Following the Canucks humiliating loss to the Blackhawks tonight, I leave three positive outcomes for Vancouver fans to look forward to.

1) Bandwagon stores are offering 50% off Blackhawks jerseys with the return of a broom.

2) There is a 3 day layover for Canuck fans to devise and practice a new “Schneids” chant to replace the over-used and often undeserved “Luuu.” 

3) The Vancouver Canucks get to return to Chicago and see what an ACTUAL Stanley Cup banner looks like.